Revenge of the football widows

You read a lot about footballers’ wives these days, but spare a thought for those millions of poor UK footballing widows.

As the nights draw in, and the European and Premier League football really starts in earnest, the only way many TV soccer widows can get their men to do any exercise is if they place the remote control for the television out of reach.
Incidentally, try placing it between his feet and watch him do a few sit-ups!
In recognition of the plight of so many footballing widows up and down the land, the Jackpotjoy bingo and online gaming site has now launched its specialist niche product – “Footballers’ widows”!
Now the ladies can get their own back with the Footballers’ widows instant win game from the award-winning Jackpotjoy Bingo.The website made famous by the former Eastenders’ Queen Vic landlady Babs Windsor – the queen of bingo – always seems to be able to come up with a new innovative game that catches on with tongue-in-cheek popular culture. And the Footballers’ Widows instant win game looks certain to do just that.

This is a kind of virtual scratch-card game where the nation’s heroic soccer widows get the chance to win cash in an instant while their “former” husbands rail hopelessly at their TV screens most evenings and weekends.

The object of Footballers’ Widows instant win game is to throw your football mad husbands’ possessions straight out of the window – whilst simultaneously avoiding his desperate dives to save them.
Such virtual jettisoning of his most treasured possessions may well be good therapy, and each time you successfully smash something of his, Jackpotjoy will double your stake to a maximum of six wins on the bounce.

And if you ever get that lucky, you’ll have won no less than 64 times your original stake, which you may decide to invest in a second television to watch something else – or perhaps a hot date with a toy-boy; each lady to her own desires!
The time has clearly come for the revenge of the football widows…